Amazing Pick-Up Lines


Anonymous Lady & Newspaper Boy, reporters


  1. I lost my phone number, can I have yours?   
  2. Is this a video game? Because I’d like you to be my Player 2.
  3. Hey, want to recreate the famous Titanic scene with me?   
  4. You must be a broom because you just swept me off my feet.
  5.  Are you a lethal parasite? Because I think you’ll stick will me ‘til the end. 
  6. Are you French because Eiffel for you.
  7. What did one cat say to the other on Valentine’s Day? We’re Purrr-fect together!
  8. Are you a song? Because I can’t seem to get you out of my head.
  9. Life without you is like a broken pencil, pointless.
  10. Close your eyes. That’s my world without you.
  11. What do you call love birds? Tweethearts! 
  12. What did the lightbulb say to the other light bulb? You light up my world!
  13. What did the ghost say to his valentine? You look BOOtiful!