Amazing Pick-Up Lines
March 10, 2020
- I lost my phone number, can I have yours?
- Is this a video game? Because I’d like you to be my Player 2.
- Hey, want to recreate the famous Titanic scene with me?
- You must be a broom because you just swept me off my feet.
- Are you a lethal parasite? Because I think you’ll stick will me ‘til the end.
- Are you French because Eiffel for you.
- What did one cat say to the other on Valentine’s Day? We’re Purrr-fect together!
- Are you a song? Because I can’t seem to get you out of my head.
- Life without you is like a broken pencil, pointless.
- Close your eyes. That’s my world without you.
- What do you call love birds? Tweethearts!
- What did the lightbulb say to the other light bulb? You light up my world!
- What did the ghost say to his valentine? You look BOOtiful!
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