Meh, reporter
My name is Meh.
I like animals.
I love drawing.
I have eyes, a mouth, a nose, two hands, two feet, clothes, 3 dogs, a bed, a pillow, hair, a face, and a locker. Oh I also have legs.
I am an inhuman person. Yay.
I am very strange.
I love myself.
I am best when I am a person.
I am smart, but I just want to play video games.